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When we were pulling into the driveway, I saw that my moms car wasn't there, I yelled 'fuck yea, moms not home.' She was driving me. That High
by Anonymous (08/15/10 02:29 AM)
Last night i was watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory when Veruca Salt falls down the garbage shute, and Wonka says "Must of been a bad egg". That got me thinking 'Why do we call people eggs'. So i googled 'bad egg' and it came up with all these ways of testing your eggs to see if they've gone rotten. Extremely intrigued, i go to the kitchen and get out a dozen eggs. The way to tell if an egg is bad is to see if it floats. For some reason i put each egg in its own bowl of water, and saw if they floated. Eventually i got bored and moved on. I got up this morning and my brother had already left for work. I go to the kitchen to find 12 egg floating in bemusing places around the kitchen, accompanied by a piece of paper with a large question mark on it my brother had left me. That High.
after spendin a $700 check on bud i promised myself no more buying weed. my buddy just told me for every puff i get hell gimme a buck to use towards weed... if i get 10 bucks i get a dime, if i get a few hundred ill get an o... i beg you.. GET ME HIGH :D I'd do it for you!
Tried to watch Memento with about 6 other people. About half an hour in, someone pointed out that it was on mute. None of us had noticed. That High.
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searched for 20 minutes and couldn't find the burger i had been eating so i walked 7 blocks to McDonald's to get another one, only to realize it was in my hand the entire time and i had eaten half of it on the way there... that high.
by Anonymous (03/23/10 07:25 AM)
looked at myself in the mirror for 10 minutes so i could watch myself blink. i missed it every time. i was so pissed.
by Anonymous (05/17/10 06:26 PM)
I started laughing during class because I didn't think anyone could tell I was high, then started laughing more because of how stupid I thought my laugh sounded, then started laughing more because I realized that now EVERYONE could tell I was high, then started laughing more because of how stupid I was for being so obvious, then fell out of my chair. That high.
just had a crazy epiphany about how BLUE + YELLOW = GREEN, just like WATER + SUNSHINE = PLANT LIFE. pretty sure I deserve a nobel prize. That High.
rolled and smoked that fattest fuck i've ever seen in my life. then decided i wanted to make a stoner comedy adventure movie involving articles from this website. puff if you want to see it made, and allow me to re-create situations that you've posted... ... ... THAT HIGH
by Anonymous (08/07/10 07:46 AM)