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I'm at a party, but everyone is in their cliques... I'm sO stoned and am feleling so alone with these snobby bitches. Dear laid back stoners, puff to us all having a sesh one day


What language are deaf peoples' thoughts in


I was walking down the street, smoking a joint, when these two dogs started barking at this jogger. I started looking at them and thought "I'm going to make these dogs stop barking with an intense stare". Then when they made eye contact with me they immediately stopped barking. As I continued staring, they continued their silence. Pretty sure I can control dogs. That high.


Nomatter how bad the day...in the back of your head you're thinking "Everything will be fine tonight when I get fucking high." TH


if you were going faster than the speed of light, would everything be dark


Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.


getting high with someone new, its like an instant stoner bond


SPILT BONG WATER ON MY LAPTOP, NOW MY CAPS LOCK WONT GO OFF! BUT ITS FINE BECAUSE IM THAT HIGH! PS. SORRY FOR YELLING


Spent the first 21 years of living being against weed, got blazed by accident, and realized just what I was missing... my first time, I was that high.


i think in 100 years kids are going to look back on this time and say "holy shit how was marijuana illegal. how can u make a plant illegal. That high.


The best part about being a stoner, is the ability to make a pipe out of anything. literally, anything. that high.


Puff if you rather be that high than that drunk. That High


mcdonalds would make so much more money if they delivered . that high .


If matter can't be created or destroyed, we are made up of matter that could have been a star or a dinosaur. Holy shit. That High


Had sex on bubble wrap. That High


I recreated the Lion King theme song by slamming all the cabinets in my kitchen while eating pumpkin bread. That High.


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